Rehashed from elsewhere I know but it is good stuff that all Adventist young men should know.
Does God Expect Most Men to Get Married? (Introducing the PMV Bible)
I have read a lot of commentary from religious leaders about single people. In particular, I note that several Evangelical commentators believe God ordains a minority of souls to be single. Everyone else, on the other hand, is supposed to get married. In fact, some pundits now talk about the “sin of delaying marriage.”
Until now, I could never figure out where some people were getting the notion that God expects most people to marry. How could they deal with the Apostle Paul’s clear teachings on singleness? Then it occurred to me. These religious leaders must have a different Bible than I do! I guess my mistake was in using texts such as the King James Version, New King James Version, and yes, even the fourth edition of the UBS Greek New Testament. But don’t worry. I think I tracked down the version these people are using. I refer to none other than the newly published Pro-Marriage Version of the Bible (PMV), released by the Familianity International Institute of Evangelical Eisegesis. To get an idea of the scholarship that lies behind the celebrated PMV, I want to show you how so many scriptures read in this version of the Bible when compared to, say, the King James Version (KJV):
(KJV): So God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him; male and female He created them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, “Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish and the sea, and over the fowls of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.”
(PMV): So God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him; male and female He created them. Then it was commanded you, having been said to you, dear reader, “Keep multiplying, whether the earth is full or not.”
(KJV): And the Lord God said, “It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a help meet for him.”
(PMV): And then it was said, “Not only is it bad for Adam to be alone, but it is bad for other men to be alone, too! Women are made for all of them.” And, lo it was reckoned that all women are God’s gift to men, or at least many act like they are.
(KJV): Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife; and they shall be one flesh.
(PMV): Therefore let us move beyond mere explanations for why a man seeks out a woman. Let’s go on to say that all men must do this. It so decreed! End of discussion.
(KJV): Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favor from the Lord.
(PMV): Only those who findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favor from the Lord. Every else lives the desperate life of a sad loser. Ignore other passages in Proverbs about contentious women, women who make their husbands ashamed, and hateful women who get married. Of course, one wonders about a woman who seeketh a husband. What does she findeth? “A meal ticket,” sayeth an ornery, old man. May someone maketh the old man shut up.
(KJV): Houses and riches are the inheritance of fathers: and a prudent wife is from the Lord.
(PMV): House and riches are what you get when you become a Dad, and a prudent wife is from the Lord. So what are you waiting for? You’re commanded to enjoy the Good Life! Oh, by the way, peanuts and wheat are also from the Lord, so you better partake of these blessings whether you have allergies or not! Why? Because if it is good and if it is from the Lord, you are commanded to partake of it! You are not allowed to question the basis of our interpretation! We find your lack of faith disturbing! By the way, ignore other passages in Proverbs about contentious women, women who make their husbands ashamed, and hateful women who get married.
(KJV): Live joyfully with the wife whom thou lovest all the days of the life of thy vanity …
(PMV): Live with a wife, joyfully or not, all of the days of the life of thy vanity …
(KJV): And did not He make one? Yet had He the residue of the Spirit. And wherefore one? That He might seek a godly seed …
(PMV): And did not He make one? Yet had He the residue of the Spirit. And wherefore one? That He might seek a godly seed. And who are the godly seed? Why Christian families! Surely they must be same the “holy seed” of Ezra 9:2. You know, since Christian families are the “holy seed” by birthright, not only do they refuse to marry foreigners, but they also sacrifice bulls and goats and stay away from pork!
(KJV): His disciples say unto Him, “If the case of the man be so with his wife, it not good to marry.” But He [Jesus] said to unto them, “All men cannot receive this saying, save they to whom it is given.”
(PMV): His disciples say unto Him, “If the case of the man be so with his wife, it not good to marry.” But the reply was given, “Most men cannot receive the saying, ‘It is good to be single.’” And the disciples were amazed because that wasn’t quite what they said.
1 Corinthians 7:2
(KJV): Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.
(PMV): Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have a wife, whether she be his own or not, and let every woman have a husband, whether he be her own or not! Yea, every man and woman must do this, except for a few oddballs, and even though I am going to turn around and say something on behalf of singleness! Do I contradict myself? I speak in clever Parables!
1 Corinthians 7:7
(KJV): For I wish that all men were even as I myself, but every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that.
(PMV): For I wish that a few oddballs could be as I myself, but as for others who are like myself, they may not have the wonderful Gift of Singleness. Only a mysterious, select few have the vaunted Gift of Singleness. Now how can a Christian be simultaneously single and not yet have the Gift of Singleness is beyond me. I guess that if you are currently blessed with singleness and yet, don’t have the wonderful Gift of Singleness, then the singleness you are experiencing is a clever illusion. Therefore, you must stop being single because you really are not having the gift, even though it appears that you are. Enough! My head hurts. Don’t bother me with hard questions, you silly Corinthians!
1 Corinthians 7:8-9
(KJV): I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
(PMV): I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
Wait a minute! That last verse looks the same in both versions! Yep. And too bad they are not the same as what is written in the original language. The phrase “cannot contain” is not in the Greek manuscripts, folks. It should be translated as “will not contain.” Yes, dear reader. We can claim that the Word of God is inerrant, but our English translations are a different story altogether.
Now you can tell that I used some sarcasm in most of the verses above to make a point. But let us not stop just yet. Here are some verses that are not in the Pro-Marriage Version of the Bible:
A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones.
It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.
For three things the earth is disquieted and for four it cannot bear: for a servant when he reigneth; and a fool when he is filled with meat; for an odious woman when she is married; and a handmaid that is heir to her mistress.
1 Corinthians 7:36-38
But if any man think that he behaveth himself uncomely toward his virgin, if she pass the flower of her age, and need so require, let him do what he will, he sinneth not: let them marry. Nevertheless he that standeth steadfast in his heart, having no necessity, but hath power over his own will, and hath so decreed in his heart that he will keep his virgin, doeth well. So then he that giveth her in marriage doeth well; but he that giveth her not in marriage doeth better.
Oh boy, that last verse seems to put a nail in the coffin of the idea that God mandates most people to get married. That also puts the kibosh on telling people to “be fruitful and multiply” and to have “godly seed.” After all, it looks like God has given some people a genuine choice in the matter and He doesn’t seem think His sovereignty has been compromised by human beings exercising free will. Are there any Reformed Protestant theologians squirming in their seats because I said that? Tough.
Now let me say something in particular to any religious men that may be reading this. The idea that God wants most men to get married cannot be proven from the Scriptures. Someone might say that marriage is the norm in the Bible. Folks, agriculture is a norm in the Bible, too. Big, hairy deal. Anybody that tries to shame you into thinking that you need to get married and have children so that you can “grow up” and fulfill the “pattern of Biblical manhood” is selling you a Sam’s Club-sized vat of snake oil. Ignore such a person, and go your own way in this matter.
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.howeve I disagree with you on this one. It is clear from reading the Bible that God expected and intended for most men to Marry and have awife “for this cause shall a man leave and cleave to his wife and they both shall be one “among many other text that can be quoted to prove the point. Look not because marriage has become a difficult proposition for men (the plan of the enemy) means that God has changed his plan for it. Women were made for man and the only way we as men can properly and rightfully use them is through the marriage contract God ordained. Yes most woman are in rebellion to God it started with mother Eve but that does not mean that we as mean like our father Adam should loose faith.this is exactly what Saten wants so he can furtur distroy the image of God in man.God made man with the strong desire for intimacy and mademarriage for the full fillment of that desire.Saten knew this and worked to destroy marraige using the weaker vessel (the seem way he did in the garden of Eden ) so that men would seek intimacy out side its rightful place.some can but the vast majority of men will not abide indefinite celibacy.the two choices then become marriage or fornication.we know were God stands on the matter. All that being said no one should be forced or shamed into marriage just for marriage sake. All those wanting sexual intimacy as Christians need to prayerfully asked God for a spouse especially men as women in general have lost touch with reality and sadly there is little to no biblical admonition given to them these days .
With all dew respect ‘Techman’, your opinion is weak and pathetic. If you are too weak to learn self control and don’t trust the Lord to teach you, then run into marriage. There is a reason that Jesus commends Peter when he says that ‘It is not good for a man to marry’. There is a reason that the desciples never married, nor did most of the prophets. The text that you are quoting only implies that a man should not stay in his father’s household or that of his in-laws after marriage but start his own household, where he is the leader. Modern christian men are weaklings looking for some sort of religious reason to succumb to their sexual urges at the sacrifice of principle; all while pretending that it is in service to God. The intimacy that we are designed to desire is intimacy with God, fellowship with the Holy Spirit. Hearts that are lacking in this intimacy with the Lord replace God with a human, and hence sexual intimacy becomes the greatest desire of the man whose heart is not open to God. In other words, these men idolize women i.e. they have made idols out of women. Sexual intimacy is not a human need that must be fulfilled but rather a priviledge of marriage. Now if that marriage doesn’t help you to serve God better and to grow as a christian then clearly it is not God’s highest purpose or intention for you. Entering such a marriage for the sake of sex in a rebellion against God and His pricinciples.
Excuse my grammatical errors.